the odds are never in our favor
When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close
me on a first date
what even was this show
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now
Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!
rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves
rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat
rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin
rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws
rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up
I love how Disney made a character that was literally a tumblr user.
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
sigh—onara gave me the perfect setting for this idea (Thank you <3) so it’s maybe the little sequel of this ? (Sorry if it wasn’t what you expected and if it’s too stupid OTL) This is also dedicated to paradigmation hehe and all French speakers or French language learners ヾ(o´▽`)ﾉﾞ<3