kpope11ie:

Allegretto DKS
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giggle:

i just burnt my tongue with the burning hot kiss you never gave me

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

intensional:

i love miranda sings so much

intensional:

i love miranda sings so much

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

thenightlifebeforemingus:

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

ugly:

"go get a job"

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

ibetdavidbowie:

I bet David Bowie can explain the taste of water

giggle:

cartel:

giggle:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR