i just burnt my tongue with the burning hot kiss you never gave me
men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny
i love miranda sings so much
"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"
@myself what the fuck are you doing
Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
"go get a job"
i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself
I bet David Bowie can explain the taste of water
why did the seagull fly over the sea?
because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel
ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR